Hey blood, what's up? I'm sorry my body hates you. It's cruel. I like you, you do some really cool stuff. I mean, I love and appreciate you. If it were my decision I wouldn't expel you. Really.
I mean, I work hard on trying to make you (and replenish you). I sometimes don't understand why the rest of me rejects you. I mean, as if bleeding all the time didn't suck enough, to add insult to injury -- getting a NOSEBLEED at the same time.
Yea, come on orifices, that's not cool. When girls say they faint at the sight of blood -- I wonder how they menstruate?
You know what's weird? I assumed getting nosebleeds was pretty normal until yesterday. I had a lot as a kid and probably 8 or 9 this year alone. Apparently though, I found out three of my friends have never had a nosebleed. That's like never having hiccups ever or never renaming all your organs in your body based on fictional cartoon characters.
For the record, my brain is named Gadget -- that's right, an awesomely clever mouse.
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