You probably know a lady. A friend, a teacher, maybe it's your mom. Chances are though, you know someone that leaks blood between their legs on occasion. They've probably bitched about their bleeding vagina at some point as well.
Well, imagine that, but MORE. I am the not so fortunate owner of the world's worst period. How do I know? Well, I'm convinced that my uterus is a Decepticon. Yea, you read that right, it's a manipulating, violating, selfish, evil entity.
STOP STEALING MY ENERGON CUBES. STOP IT.
I think because I'm Asian though, my Uterus is some fucked up Asian rice rocket Decepticon -- the kind that knows KUNG-FU. I tire of this battle. Anyways, FUCK YOU UTERUS. I KNOW YOUR MOTIVES!
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