Practicality

Sometimes, I feel sad that so much blood is going to waste. I think about the stuff I could do with it since apparently my body keeps rejecting it.

• Some sort of art, there's a bunch that exists, google "Menstruation art" -- then again, if you found this blog you probably all ready know about it
• Art/Science project. Maybe I'll do that someday, I'd have to not have an office job. Get a bunch of graduated cylinders and visualize my period -- maybe photo document the color changes. I think it would be interesting. Too gross for most though.
• I would have a pet chupacabra. I'd name him Jeeves or Winston -- the goats in my neighborhood would be safe because I could feed him. He would be really fat though. Maybe I'll get two. Chupacabras need companions too.
• I could start a new line of drinks for vampires as an alternative to TrueBlood. Instead of an ice cream truck it would just be me. It would play "Sunday Bloody Sunday" instead of the Entertainer.
• Sometimes I wonder if it could be used to grow plants. I mean, how else does spinach get so much iron in it?